Carpe Diem

if my son is gay

  • son: mom... i'm gay
  • me: what was that?
  • son: i'm... gay
  • me: HA! KNEW IT!
  • son: wh...what?
  • husband: what's going on?
  • me: OUR SON'S GAY!
  • husband: oh god.
  • son: wait, is that okay?
  • husband: no, i mean yes, it's definitely okay, just, er... your mother...
  • me: ARE YOU DATING ANYONE?
  • son: i—
  • me: YOU CAN DATE WHOMEVER YOU WANT
  • son: that's great mom bu—
  • me: I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
  • husband: your mother has this thing about ga—
  • me: I'M GOING TO BAKE YOU A CAKE
  • son: mom that really isn—
  • me: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN GLEE? HAVE I EVER SHOWN IT TO YOU?
  • husband: shit
  • me: WHAT ABOUT X-MEN?
  • son: dad, what's going o—
  • me: WE ARE GOING TO STAY UP LATE AND TALK ABOUT BOYS
  • husband: walk away slowly son i'll try to handle your moth—
  • me: YOU CAN HAVE AS MANY SLEEPOVERS AS YOU WANT WITH BOYS OR GIRLS AS LONG AS IF IT'S BOYS THEY'RE CUTE
  • son: i'm scared
  • husband: it's okay. i was worried that this was going to happen
  • me: I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG

“I have a huge addiction to colorful socks because when you have an opportunity to be creative, why pass it up?”-DARREN CRISS

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bakerstreetbabes:

The Baker Street Babes Birthday Giveaway: Watson Version

The Baker Street Babes put our out first podcast one year ago today. Least to say we’ve come a very long way and it wouldn’t have been possible without all of you. So, the past few months we’ve been gathering prizes and goodies for a MASSIVE giveaway… and here it is!

In this version of the give away you win EVERYTHING below. Yes. EVERYTHING!

  • Sherlock Series 1 & 2 Original Soundtracks signed by Michael Price & David Arnold. MAJOR thanks to both of them for singing them for us!
  • John Art Nouveau print (donated by Daunt)
  • Sherlock Tea by Cara McGee (donated by Adagio)
  • SaraWen perfume pack, 2ml vials of the Sherlock scents: Logical Deduction, Logical Delusion, Scandal In London, and Tea With Watson (donated by SaraWen)
  • Full CD set of BigFinish’s Sherlock Holmes starring Nick Briggs. (Donated by BigFinish)
  • Dust and Shadow, signed by author Lyndsay Faye. (Donated by Lyndsay Faye)
  • The Secret Journal of Doctor Watson by Phil Growick. (Donated by MXPublishing)
  • My Love Affair With Sherlock magazine by Caitlin Moran.
  • Baker Street Journal Spring Issue featuring an interview with Baker Street Babe Curly/Kristina. (Donated by The Baker Street Journal)
  • BBC Bundle, t-shirt, Sherlock & John paper dolls, and Elementary My Dear Watson book. (Donated by Unicorn Empire)
  • Holmes & Watson print, “He stood there by the fire.”
  • I Fight John Watson’s War & I Believe In Sherlock Holmes stainless steel dogtags. (Donated by Belaurient Arts)
  • Sherlock Holmes pin
  • Sherlock Holmes 221B keychain
  • Sherlock’s Home, The Empty House compiled by Sherlockology. (Donated by MXPublishing & Sherlockology)
  • Greg Lestrade & Moriarty bookmarks by mystradedoodles.

So? How do you win?

  • You may reblog each version ONCE per DAY. The giveaway will run until June 10th.
  • Likes DO NOT COUNT.
  • The winners will be chosen by a random number generator. They will have 24 hours to confirm with their address. The first number wins the Holmes Version, the second number wins the Watson Version.
  • We will ship anywhere in the world.
  • You cannot win both versions of the giveaway.
  • You do not have to be following us, however, this is a present to our followers and listeners, so it’s appreciated. Plus we do really cool things like interview Sherlock cast and authors and chat about Sherlock Holmes all the time!
  • If you are following us and win, you’ll get an extra special gift on top of all of this!
  • Any questions, naturally just ask. We’d prefer if you’d send an ask not anonymously so we can reply privately and not clog up people’s dashes.

You can listen to our podcasts [HERE]!

Follow us on twitter at @BakerStBabes

Like us on facebook [HERE]!

And visit our website [HERE]!

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tugamaggie:

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iloveitwhenyoucallmebigpapagena:

labish:

IT’S FINALLY DONE.

There’s a few glitches that are too late to fix though, but hopefully you guys enjoy it.

I’ll gif out a few scenarios later :) 

OH MY GOD SHE FINISHED IT

labish, would you mind if I linked Tom to this??

OH MY GOD

AUCKLAND ARMAGEDDON AVENGERS GROUP, LEARN THIS DANCE, WE WILL PERFORM THIS!

im like dying at bruce man

Bi, I believe this is relevant to your interests. 8’T

thenotsouglygirl:

OMG POLAROID CAMERA GIVEAWAY!

I’ve been meaning to put it up on eBay or sell it or something but I decided what the heck; I’ll give it away to my followers, since you’re all so amazing.
it’s a one-step express polaroid (produced somwehere between 1981 - 86)

it still work, maybe not as great as it used to (the top pictures are samples, maybe it was the film I bought for it though - I’m not sure - but they all fade at the top)

it ‘Impossible film PX600’ colour and black & white.

so if you’re a photography and camera nut like myself, or you just want some fucking awesome old-school camera; here ya go~

RULES:

  • you don’t have to be following me. I’m a fitspo blog, so I get not everyone wants to follow… but it’d be nice :3
  • reblog as many times as you want - likes don’t count.
  • I’ll be using one of those random number pickers
  • make sure your ask is open so I can message you if you’ve won it.
  • if the winner doesn’t reply within 10 days I’ll have to pick a new one.
  • I’ll ship anywhere because I’m so fucking nice and awesome.
  • and that’s all I can think of.

this is my first ever giveaway, so don’t make it a pain in the ass.

the winner will be chosen on June 5th because that’s my liddo sister’s birthday and I won’t forget that way :)

Ladies and Gentlemen, let my first ever give-away begin! and may the odds, be ever in your favour.

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